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I'm in print again! The July/August 2022 issue of Asimov's Science Fiction has my new story "Reservoir Ice." Here's how it begins:
The problem was, they didn’t meet cute. Anything but. They
were brought together by Zipless, an app that combined a deep reading of the
user’s sexual desires and a wristbit that chimed if they neared the edge of the
partner’s comfort zone. “Hello, I’m—” Matt began to say when Laura opened her
apartment door and, “I don’t care who you are,” she replied, grabbing his shirt
with both hands and ripping it open.
But, believe it or not, the story is not about sex. It's about love and romance and relationships and how difficult these can all be when you and everybody else have the ability to go back in time to undo your and their mistakes.
That opening paragraph, by the way, is one of the worst possible ways to begin a story. If I had the time, I'd tell you why.
And because I know . . .
Oh, what the heck. Some of those reading this blog are looking for writing tips. So I'll make the time to explain.
A quarter century ago, when I sold "Wild Minds" (one of my favorite stories, by the way) to Asimov's, its editor, Sheila Williams, told me that opening a story with a sex scene--even a mild one such as I'd written, with no explicit verbs nor any mention of body parts--was almost always the sign that the story was written by an amateur and not at all publishable. She was amused to find herself actually buying one.
So that's it in a nutshell. Open a story with a sex scene and you'll negatively impressed its editor at a time--the beginning--when you most want to positively impress her
Why did I do it, then? It's a character fault. I don't respond well to even the most benevolent authority. In second grade my teacher told me I couldn't begin a sentence with the word "and." And I've been doing it ever since. To such a degree that one of my final chores with any story is going through it to take out as many of those constructions as I can.
So don't learn from my example. Listen to Sheila. And watch those "and" sentences!
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