Blank Page Theater Presents . . .
The theater of the mind with ad hoc extemporized dialog. -- Do we have time to bring on the dead bear? -- No? Then good night, God bless, and if you're going home tonight on your bike -- wear white.
That may be a new record . . . I got tired of the idea immediately after the title and the first line. At least I wrapped it up quickly.
If you can identify the two quotes embedded in that paragraph, you are a true child of the Sixties. Answers provided if anyone asks.