An alien that speaks credit card boilerplate, a drink coaster with a rather sinister looking logo, and something called . . .
The Upside-Down Story
In the upside-down world, where the sun is black, the night is white, and the sea is red as blood, a girl met a boy.
The girl, alas, was a commoner, and the boy was a princess.
Again, this is one of those ideas that look like they might work, but don't. It didn't take me long to reach that conclusion. One minute down the drain . . . Sometimes, as C. S. Lewis once wrote, you have to build an altar in one place so that fire will fall from the sky somewhere else.