Look what Marianne found on the Web! Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab, which appears to be a Goth boutique perfumery, offers a comprehensive line of Chthulhu Mythos perfumes! Yes, every imaginable scent, from Al Azif to Y'ha-Nthlei, with Shoggoth and R'lyeh thrown in for good measure. Even Darrell Schweitzer was appalled.
One really has to wonder what Nyarlothotep (described in the online catalog as "Brooding, yet electric: the scent of buried secrets, roiling nightmares, the essence of the Crawling Chaos, the Father of Knives and Locusts, the Hunter in the Dark. This is the blackest of ritual incenses charged with flashes of ozone") smells like. And just how Goth do you have to be to wear such a scent?
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