Sixty-five million years ago today, all the good Christian dinosaurs were suddenly tranported bodily into Heaven. The evil dinosaurs left beind turned on one another in a genocidal frenzy of violence. Thus resulting in their extinction.
This event was known as the Velocirapture.
Thank you, ladies and germs, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your server.
Above: No, this pun was not my creation. It was floating about the Memeosphere, and I caught it. The image came from http://www.nasa.gov/vision/universe/starsgalaxies/gammaray_extinction.html.