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Some while back, my friend Kyle Cassidy woke up to find a dead bird on his nightstand and no way it could have gotten there. Mondo creepy. But I've got him beat.
I came out of my office this afternoon and discovered a sparrow perched on the newel post at the top of the stairs. I blinked.
Then Marianne came out of the bedroom and the sparrow fled, an almost-invisible streak, into Sean's old room. "There's a sparrow in our house!" I said quickly, so she'd know it wasn't something worse.
Acting resolutely, Marianne stepped into the room (I could see the sparrow atop the bookcase), closed the door behind her,opened the window wide, and went about the business of shooing the bird out.
I, meantime, went downstairs and discovered a second sparrow clinging in desperate terror to the top of the kitchen screen door. Miss Hope was below it, tail lashing, in full murder mode.
"Marianne?" I said. "Have you chased out the sparrow? Good. Then you can help me with the other one."
We opened front doors and back, and when the sparrow was (to Miss Hope's great discontent) gone, we went through the house, trying to figure out how they'd gotten in.
Not a door or window was open. There was, I'd swear, no way the birds could have gotten in the house?
So . . . did these sparrows fall sideways in time from a parallel dimension? Or forward in time from a half century ago? Or did they teleport? Or (reality being stranger than we can imagine) did some distant Power create or project them into our house? Is it possible that we're lucky it was sparrows rather than mastodons or Vikings?
I'll never know.
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Chimney?
Nope. The original chimney was bricked and sheet rocked over long ago and our wood stove is shut tight. (We've had birds down it several times, which was dramatic but not at all mysterious.
Apports. Gene Wolfe discusses this phenomenon early in The Urth of the New Sun. You are, indeed, lucky that it was only sparrows.
Same thing happened to me but it was a finch. I ocassionally think about this incident. I left for work that morning. Lived in the place alone. All the windows and doors were closed. When I got back that evening there was a finch when I entered. I chased it around caught it and set it free. Inspected the house. And sure enough all the windows were closed. Nobody else entered the house when I was at work and no chimney or possible place for the bird to have entered. To this day I don’t know how that happened.
This was late 2011 to mid 2012
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