Scribbledehobbledehoyden: The Magpie's Eye: Page 26

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This is a good one.  I came up with a five-panel web cartoon about myself.  Alas, I have not the cartooning skills to draw it myself.  But I wrote down the words for the cartoon and pasted in images as place markers for the panels.

The title is:  Michael Swanwick's Adventurous Career in Fairyland

1.  Mr. S. explains the workings of a Gatling gun to the Queen of the Fairies

2.  The Seely Court finds Swanwick guilty of crimes against the imagination

3.  A sad scene as Mr. S. is executed by a combination of electrocution and the ringing of church bells

4.  Acting on a tip, the Bunko Squad opens Swanwick's tomb and finds only a half-eaten bag of chips and an old Ace Special 

5.  The old trickster is spotted in a bar in Perth Amboy, enjoying a Boodles martini, very dry, straight up, with a twist, in the company of a certain redhead

That would be a great cartoon.  Especially for those of us who are me.

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