Wednesday, February 24, 2010

I See Dead Books . . .

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 Courtesy of Henry Wessells, international man of mystery and proprietor of The Endless Bookshelf, as well as chief bookbinder for the Temporary Culture publishing empire, comes the following catalog entry.  Which phenomenon, he tells me, is called a "ghost."  Literally.


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Stations of the dead.Michael Swanwick
1992

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[N.p.] Harper Collins Publishers,
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    Title:Stations of the dead.
    Author(s):Swanwick, Michael. 
    Publication:[N.p.] Harper Collins Publishers,
    Year:1992
    Description:[1 v.]
    Language:English
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    Tuesday, February 23, 2010

    A Simple, Reasonable, and Ultimately Workable Proposal for Future Winter Olympics --And Why It Will Never Happen

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    What's your favorite Winter Olympics sport?  If you didn't say curling, I feel only compassion for you.  There's no winter sport as pure as curling.  Skill in skiing and skating could save your life someday, when you're being pursued by a pack of starving wolves.  Tobogganing is great fun.  Winning the biathlon might well help your career in the military.  But curling is done only for the love of shoving a big rock with a handle on it across the ice.  Curlers don't care that you've never heard of them.  They don't care that you can't make heads or tails of the rules or that while they're out there sweeping their hearts out, all the world is staring at them in baffled indifference.

    Like I said, pure.

    So the other day I was talking with my son Sean and the Olympics were on in the background and I said something about it being Women's Curling.  "Why women's?" he asked.  "Men don't have any advantage in curling.  Weight, strength, whatever, don't matter.  Shouldn't it just be curling?"

    And for a second, something thrilled inside of me.  Yes!  Mixed-gender teams, coincidentally-single-sex teams, all competing in a feminist ideal of equality.  It would work.  It can work.  There's no reason why it won't work.

    Save one.

    "It'll never happen," I told Sean.  "And I can prove it to you in three words."

    "What are they?"

    "Half the medals."

    "Ah," he said.

    Oh, well.  We can still watch the Winter Olympics and enjoy the thrills and agony that are curling.  Which is undeniably the single best winter sport there is.

    Except for sex.  Which is best practiced in private anyway.


    And relevant to absolutely nothing . . .

    Do you know what the chief vice of writers is?  Aside from the obvious sex-related ones, I mean.  It's going onto Amazon and checking the standings of their books.  Apparently, there are writers out there who check their sales stats as many times a day as you check your emails.

    Well, Homey don't play that.  I've never checked my stats because I know it would only depress me.  Shakespeare STILL outsells me?!  How is that even possible?

    But I do occasionally check the function which shows how many visits this blog has had in the past month from every country in the world.  So I can see that in the past month I've gotten one hit from Ulaanbaator (hi, Molly!) or possibly four from Kolomna (big shout-out, Alexei!).  I can see that my friends in one particular country can only rarely get past the Great Firewall of China, since even though I am very careful never to post anything here that would make their government angry with me, Blogspot.com is routinely blocked as a place where dissidents might gather.

    My point being that those of you who check in from the remoter and less-wired corners of this glorious Earth are doing more than just satisfying a momentary itch of curiosity.  You're making me feel connected to places I may never visit but often hope I will.

    For which I most sincerely thank you.

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    Monday, February 22, 2010

    A Visit to the Wizard

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    I’ve had several exchanges of emails lately with Wenllian “Billee” Stallings, daughter of the late, great Will F. Jenkins who, under the pen name of Murray Leinster, was one of the people who built the genre of science fiction.  As David Hartwell recently observed, “In a parallel world, Murray Leinster is as famous as Robert A. Heinlein."

    Billee and her sister Jo-An Evans are currently at work on a memoir of the creator of the parallel worlds story and author of the first “first contact” story (which was titled, appropriately enough, “First Contact”), and in the hope that I might provide an otherwise undocumented bit of tid (and thus a mention in their book), I started jotting down my memories of my one brief encounter with Mr. Jenkins.

    Here’s what I came up with:

    A Visit to the Wizard


    In 1972, when the Summer of Love was a recent memory and dimetrodons still roamed the Earth, I was an undergrad at the College of William and Mary.  My friend Paul Fuchs and I had the privilege of accompanying my favorite English teacher, Dr. David Clay Jenkins, on a visit to "Ardudwy," his home in Clay Bank, Virginia to see Murray Leinster.  It was like visiting a wizard.  I was overawed by his intelligence, by his kindness, by the enormous piles of books in his living room, by the experimental apparatus he had set up on the dining room table for an invention he was trying to find a practical use for, indeed by pretty much everything about him.  He was quite a raconteur.  Clustered on a corner of his kitchen table were trophies for several science fiction awards, and he had a funny anecdote for each one, save the last.  “And that’s my Hugo,” he said in a way that indicated he would have valued it more if only it had given him a story to tell about it.

    One detail that impressed me greatly was his vast array of shelves of his own books.  If I recall correctly, they covered an entire wall. It seemed impossible that one person could write so many books.  He mentioned that he kept three copies of everything – and was looking for another copy of The Time Tunnel, of which he had only two – so that when he passed on, each of his daughters could have a complete set of his works.  .

    And then there was the Submarine Story

    During World War II, Robert A. Heinlein created a volunteer think tank with fellow science fiction writers Isaac Asimov and L. Sprague de Camp, who worked with him at the Philadelphia Naval Yard.  They met formally once a week in the evening to consider problems given to them by Navy officials.  Several other science fiction writers were involved as well, including L. Ron Hubbard.

    Will Jenkins told me that Heinlein had wanted him as a member but had been overruled by the top brass because he had only a grammar school education.  However, Heinlein did arrange to informally pass along problems that he and the other writers were stuck on.  One of these was the problem of the submarine periscope.  When it was up, it left a V-shaped wake in the water, and enemy aircraft pilots used that fact to spot their location.

    So Jenkins build an apparatus in his bathtub to simulate the movement of a periscope through water and after some tinkering came up with a solution.  Long strips of cloth attached to the periscope would break up the wake sufficiently to make it undetectable.  He sent his solution in to the Navy.

    The solution had no practical value, as it turned out, because by then both sides had radar, so the periscope wakes were irrelevant.  But he got a response back from the admiral who evaluated it, with a question written on the cover sheet:  "I understand that the inventor came up with this solution in the bathtub.  My question is -- what was he using for the periscope?"

    He also said (and this is something I don't think I've seen written down anywhere) that for a time after the publication of Cleve Cartmill’s “Deadline” (a story published in 1942 which was so conversant with the mechanics of atomic bombs that officials worried that the Trinity Project might have been compromised) the government arranged to read the stories John W. Campbell had bought for Astounding before publication, to make certain further inadvertent leaks didn’t occur.  Something he wrote apparently fell under this category, for one day “a very polite young man from the FBI” appeared at his door to request his file copy, early drafts, and any notes for the story, which he of course handed over. Earlier, Campbell’s copy had been confiscated as well.  A quarter century after the event, he was sure the need for secrecy was long past – but that it would be next to impossible to have the story de-classified.  Which was a pity, he said, for he had completely forgotten what the story was about, and he would like to know!

    On that same visit, I asked Will Jenkins one of those questions that only a naïve young man can ask:  Whether he was optimistic or pessimistic about the future.  With a little smile, a distinct twinkle in his eye, and a whimsical touch of an Irish lilt to his voice, he quoted the Virginian ironic fantasist James Branch Cabell, saying, "I contemplate the spectacle with appropriate emotions.”

    And now, decades later, a writer myself, I still find that the simplest imaginable statement of my duties.


    Friday, February 19, 2010

    Duck Feet and the Lantern Theater Company

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    That's not really "Romian Lettuce" above, but a package of duck feet.  I was in a grocery store in Chinatown, stocking up on this and that and discovered that all the meat was wonderfully mislabeled. 

    I was in Chinatown because it was close by St. Stephen's Theater, where the Lantern Theater Company presented The Breath of Life by David Hare.  It was a terrific production, though more for the bravura performances by Ceal Phelan and Cheryl Williams than for the play itself.  Here's the plot:  a dumped wife who's planning to write a memoir spends an evening with her husband's ditched mistress who thinks it's a bad idea.  They're both women of a certain age, as the saying goes, and that's the absolute best thing about the play.  I can spend forever listening to smart, experienced women talk, especially if they're "difficult" women, as Ms Phelan's character was.

    What I liked least?  What they talked about was the husband/boyfriend, and they spoke about him as if he hadn't really done anything wrong.  I realize that he was the excuse for banging these two dissimilar women together, but I really wished the playwright had found a more interesting excuse.  It made me wish that a dramaturge would go through the collected Dykes To Watch Out For and craft a play from it.  Or, better yet, a mini-series.

    The play doesn't really achieve much in the end.  I saw the Wednesday matinee, which meant that the audience was almost entirely made up of pensioners, and at the end they gave it enthusiastic but not rapturous applause.  Given that it addressed summing-up-of-one's-life issues that everybody in the audience was surely going through, I thought that was telling.  But I also think the play is going to be around for a long time.  It has two serious virtues.  First, because it has one set and two actors, it's cheap to put on.  And second, it gives actresses of a certain age the opportunity to strut their stuff.

    For which, in this case, I was grateful.

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    Wednesday, February 17, 2010

    A Day in Amherst

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    I am returned but newly From some ultimate dim . . .  No, no, that's not right!  I'm home from Amherst.  Being a postmodern literary type, I went there not to view the Emily Dickinson sites, but to visit the Eric Carle Museum of Picture Book Art.   Where they had a show titled Golden Legacy:  Original Art From 65 Years of Golden Books.


    Yes, I may not have seen the Dickinson Homestead, but I have seen the original art for the cover of The Color Kittens.  You may now stand in awe of me.  There were some sixty pieces of art from such classics as Tootle and Scuffy the Tugboat (both illo'd by the immortal Tibor Gergely), and you can bet I examined them all closely.  I learned, not at all to my surprise, that those pictures I remembered best were also the most artistically accomplished.  Interesting that at such an early age, children have such a good eye.


    The museum has a splendid library of picture books, which children and even adults can look at.  It's arranged, most sensibly, by artist rather than writer.


    The show lasts until February 28, if you care to make the trip.


    And also . . .


    On the way out of town, I dropped quickly by the graveyard where Emily Dickinson was buried, to pay my respects.  Alas, I could not find her grave quickly and since we were anxious to get home before the snow, there was not the time for an extended search.  But the yard is a quiet place and, though surrounded by buildings, feels isolated.  It seemed, somehow, fitting that this most retiring of poets had evaded my visit.


    Above:  There I am with The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Eric Carle's single most famous creation.


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    Monday, February 15, 2010

    Still on the Road . . .

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    Right at this moment, I'm in Amherst, for reasons I'll relate later, and hoping to make it home before the snow hits again.  Boskone was great fun, as usual.  I spent a fair amount of time with Greer Gilman, wonking about fantasy.  I sort-of got to meet Alastair Reynolds, but not to spend any time talking with him, dammit.  And I met Tom Shippey, who wrote the absolutely brilliant J. R. R. Tolkien: Author of the Century.  Easily one of the most interesting talkers and storytellers there -- and I say that as somebody who was effortlessly outclassed by the man on a panel about the LotR movies.

    Easily the strangest panel was the one on weirdboiled (Paul Tremblay's term for it) or noird (this one courtesy of China Mieville) fiction.  Paul was on the panel and related that he'd told China his own term would prevail because "China had named the new weird and you only got to name one movement per lifetime."  I won't try to define weirdboiled (I'm not perfectly sure I could), but everybody agreed there was something there.  You may want to keep an eye on Paul's blog.  Or read his novel The Little Sleep or its sequel No Sleep Till Wonderland. 

    I got to see Vernor Vinge again, if briefly, and the undeniably brilliant Karl Schoeder, and spent some time talking at length with Jane Yolen.   And Melinda Snodgrass stopped by to say hello just as I was leaving.  Better late than never, I suppose, but if would've been much better if we'd had some time to schmooze.  And there were many more folks I got to hang with.  By the time I had to leave, I was feeling quite full of myself for the exalted company I keep.

    Quote of the con, for me, was from my good pal Allen Steele, who, in the middle of one of his many stories, said, "And there's another story there -- but that's another story."  A close second went to David Hartwell, who said, "In a parallel world, Murray Leinster was as famous as Robert A. Heinlein."  Third would be Ellen Asher's observation, reflecting on her World Fantasy Lifetime Achievement Award, her guest of honor gig at at this year's NASFIC in Reno, and other recent honors that, "Retiring was the best career move I ever made."

    And so, as Samuel Pepys was wont to say, to bed.

    Above:  Allen Steele in full storytelling mode.

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    Friday, February 12, 2010

    BOSKONE!

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    I'm on the road today, driving up to Boston for Boskone.  I like pretty much everything about Boskone except the weather, which tends to be depressingly wintry.


    But meanwhile . . .

    Remember my photo of the back yard and the immanent sun a few days ago?  Well, here's what they looked like this morning after another two feet of snow.  I spent all day shoveling. Then I put the above photo on my desktop.  Which leads me to . . .


    Today's consumer warning  . . .

    I am so old, children, that I can remember when netbooks were called palmtops.  That was almost two years ago, when mammoths roamed the vast, empty plains of the Intertubes, and we would huddle naked in damp caves, rubbing two sticks together to make thumb drives.  Oh, times were hard then!  Except for the naked part.

    Nowadays, times are much easier but a lot scammier.  Last week I had to buy a new palmbook/laptop.  Which, I discovered on my first and only day of possession, was preloaded with Windows 7 Starter, a not-fully-functional OS.  When I tried to change the image on my desktop, I learned that doing so required that I go online and buy Windows 7 Home Premier.  After getting my refund, I talked to salesfolk at various stores and learned that all the new palmtops have the cut-down version because they don't have memory enough to run W7HP.

    Well, each new version of Windows is written far too memory-hoggish for the current hardware.  So it only makes sense that the new OS would have fewer features.  Still, it was pretty cheeky of them to have it automatically try to sell me an OS that my device couldn't run.

    Apple doesn't play that kind of game, so if I'd been willing to wait for the iPod to come available, I probably would've spent the extra money for it.  But I have work to do, so I scrounged around until I found one of the dwindling number of netbooks still running on XP.

    But if you're thinking of buying one of these devices, my best advice is that you wait a couple of years, until the hardware is capable of running a real and preloaded OS.

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