This is what folks do in my 'hood for entertainment. They build an ice chimney around a stack of palettes down by the canal and set it on fire.
This was the Friday night kickoff for Manayunk's ice-carving festival. There are still ice sculptures up and down Main Street.
Oh . . . and my apologies for the Johnny Cash song. Not the best possible choice, I think. Not that I had any way over it.