A one-picture collage and a . . .
One Sentence Story
I am a dwarfish thing, perhaps, all eyes and silence -- and they say a man with no nose cannot experience flowers, so perhaps I [have] no taste either -- but here I am, nevertheless, as strong as an ox, as smart as the next man, and waiting for you, who said such terrible things about me, in your closet.
It needs a touch of syntactical polish . . . but not bad for a sentence that started out having no idea where it would end.
"Aw, fuckin' cute, innee?"