Friday, June 18, 2010

Your Tuckerization HERE For Only Ten Bucks

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Clarion West is having a fund-raising Write-a-Thon.  Which raises money by . . . well, to be perfectly honest, I have no idea how they get money out of it.  If I were the sort of person who understood that sort of thing, I'd probably be far too rich to give them a helping hand.  Writers write and somebody pledges -- maybe the writers themselves, maybe other people.  The details are here.

Anyway, it's traditional that I support the cause with some stunt or other.  Last year I crashed and burned rather spectacularly because I was writing a novel and had no time for and therefore no business in getting involved in the 'Thon at all.  So this year I decided to make up for my self-created fiasco.  Because I have plans that require a great number of podcast scripts and stockpiled flash fiction, I've committed myself to writing a short-short or script for every day Clarion West is in session.  That's six weeks, for a total of 42 stories-or-scripts.

To make things interesting, I'll commit to writing one item per day Monday through Friday.  To keep my weekends free, I reserve the right to create those stories/scripts ahead of time should I so choose.

And just to make sure that at least some money goes to CW as a direct result of my efforts, I'll be selling Tuckerizations for ten bucks a pop.  If you give Clarion West ten dollars, your name, and a few random facts about yourself, I'll write a short-short for you and post it online.

I'll share the details of the mechanics of this just as soon as I learn 'em.  The workshop -- and the challenge -- begins Monday.

Above:  I was at the Pook & Pook auction house yesterday and took a snap of an antique rocking horse's head.  Isn't that a sweet expression?  It looks a lot like the horse in Gahan Wilson's ". . . and then we'll get him!" cartoon.

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4 comments:

  1. How about every author that is involved in the CW program writes a short story for the sole purpose of selling/raffling off to the highest bidder? Something sorta like your Bottled Story kinda thinger... the author retains the rights and all that but the story would be a one of a kind, and pending on the author, well I think they could get a fair chunk of change for a one and only short story from ___________! Just an idea.

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  2. It's a good idea, but . . .

    The problem is that writing is not a single skill but a wide range of skills that result in a superficially similar product. Some writers can churn out a story on demand, while for others merely trying to do so will freeze their creative juices solid, rendering them incapable of ever writing a word again.

    The mechanisms of writing are subtle and mysterious. Best not to mess with 'em.

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  3. It's a good idea, but . . .

    The problem is that writing is not a single skill but a wide range of skills that result in a superficially similar product. Some writers can churn out a story on demand, while for others merely trying to do so will freeze their creative juices solid, rendering them incapable of ever writing a word again.

    The mechanisms of writing are subtle and mysterious. Best not to mess with 'em.

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  4. "I have seen all the works that are done under the sun; and, behold ..."

    Besides, $10, and some guy tells me I can have my arse in space for free.

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