Friday, July 11, 2025

A Comprehensive Dictionary of Cat

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After years of labor, I have finally assembled a comprehensive dictionary of Cat. It is as follows:


now?: Oh, please, sir. I'm ever so hungry. Will no one feed the nice cat?


 me-out: I'm only going to say this once, but I'm going to say it once as many hundred times as it takes: Open this door immediately.


hark!: Damn your eyes, why did you make me do this? Your impudence will not be soon forgotten. Clean up this hairball immediately. I'm going off to a quiet spot to plot vengeance.


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1 comment:

  1. After some mild disagreement among my clowder, they allow that you are *mostly* right, Michael, but they have declined to be more specific.

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